Nerd Calendar – 4th – The Christmas Cake is a lie

Hello my Nurglings!

As we all know, Santa may not be real and may actually be a huge Coca Cola campaign. But do we care? No. We love it anyway? Yes! Damn you Coca Cola for brainwashing the youth of today with your unhealthy goodness!

Anyway, if you want something special prepared this Christmas, why don’t you make something nerd-like that everyone in the family can enjoy.

The Portal Cake!

And thanks to this guy or girl called UnderDog ( Check it here: http://www.planetfortress.com/dfa/portal-recipe.html) I give you the recipe! How to prepare it and so on is not actually written in the recipe so… Take a guess, do your best.

It reads as follows:

1 (18.25 oz) package chocolate cake mix
1 can prepared coconut frosting
3/4 cups vegetable oil
4 large eggs
1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips
3/4 cup butter or margarine, softened
2/3 cups granulated sugar
3 large eggs
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
2 cups all purpose flour
2/3 cups cocoa
1/4 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon baking powder
1/3 cups water
1 to 2 (6 oz each) vanilla frosting

Don’t forget garnishes, such as:

fish shaped crackers
fish shaped candies
fish shaped dirt
fish shaped solid waste
fish shaped ethyl benzene
pull and peel licorice
fish shaped volatile organic compounds
sediment shaped sediment
a 20-foot thick impermeable clay layer

Until next time, take care!
Cya soon!

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Posted on 4 December, 2011, in News Update, Nurgle's Place, Thoughts and tagged , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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